Only the coolest guy i know! He throws the best partys and knows how to have fun without even getting drunk. When he is drunk though he is like 10x cooler :-p. Makes everyone laugh and is just an all around cool guy.
Did you hear about audys party? It was insane!
A handsome filipino who has very big calves and is good at soccer, counter-strike, and dancing!
Dang look at Audy, with his big sexy calves doing those slick dance moves. I bet you he is good at soccer with those calves, maybe even counter-strike!!
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *boom* *wosh* *pow* *blam* WHEEEEEEEEE *crash* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *blows up*