Top Definition
To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.
"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat."

While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."
by QualityJ August 21, 2009

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