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1. A true ultimate driving machine.
2. Something people may try to steal.
Fucking shit Jamal! You shouldn't be walking around with that watch on your wrist. Its a fucking Audi!
by RIVEL October 18, 2002
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That damn audi just cut me off
by andyd18213238 October 31, 2004
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Definition #24 bashes Audi's "S" products. They say that the S4 is slower than the M3 and C55, the RS6 is slower "by 100hp" (which doesn't make any sense) than the M5 and E55, and that the S8 can't keep up with a Mercedes-Benz S55 AMG. My thoughts:

1. The Audi S4 is not made to compete directly with the BMW M3. That would be the new RS4, which whoops the BMW's ass in every respect. BMW got so overwhelmed by the new RS4 that they had to shove a huge V8 into their new model to keep up.

2. The Mercedes E55 isn't sold any more, and neither is the Audi RS6. The BMW M5 and Mercedes E63 AMG models are the only cars in that class right now. However, when the RS6 and E55 WERE out, they were faster than the last-gen M5. The new RS6 will once again reign as head of the class, because it will have 70 more horsepower than the BMW and Mercedes, as well as better handling. Power doesn't make a car better- it has to be balanced, and new Audis are.

3. The Audi S8 is not meant to compete with the discontinued Mercedes S55 AMG. Not only is the old S55 slower than the new S8, but it was $30K more expensive. The new S63 AMG is faster than the S8, but it's still $40K more expensive. I know which one I'd buy.
Girl: woah, what was that awesome blue car? it sounded so cool!

Guy: that was the new audi RS4. that's my dream car. it has the same engine as a new $100,000 sports car!!!

Girl: ooh that would be hot
by esf August 18, 2007
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A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS
Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.
by THE MAN November 01, 2004
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A decent German car company comparable to BMWs and Mercedes. Known for their excellent AWD systems (introduced AWD to rally with the quattro, completely revolutionizing the sport) their cars are well built and well appointed but they are expensive to own and keep on the road and depreciate extremely quickely. Unfortunately anyone with a shred of self respect can't buy one as they are now almost exclusively driven by assholes.
"Man i really wanted a new rs4, but Audis are all driven by cocks nowadays and i couldn't bare to be seen in one"

" yes its sad that normal people can't drive Audis anymore, but look at it this way, now that all the assholes are in Audis, normal people can buy BMWs again! So you can finally get an M5!
by theBlackBradPitt April 14, 2014
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Derived from the Germany automobile company. Basically, it means "good." Part of a trifecta of terms (Audi = Good; Volvo = decent; Pinto = worthless)
That track's Audi...
by The Last Civilian April 13, 2004
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example not needed
by Daniel Lioneye April 21, 2004
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