Auburn University is located on the plains in Alabama and is surrounded by cotton fields more cotton fields and oh yea cows. Instead of dorms, AU students live in trailers and brag about having running water and their riding lawnmowers. AU students commute to school in their big green tractors while having a bottle of whiskey in one hand and their cousins in the other. AU prides its self on supposedly two football National Championships, although in 2004 a twelve year old kid made his own poll at the end of the season and put Auburn number 1. Being the geniouses they are Tommy Tubberville and Pat Dye felt the poll was legite and declared Auburn national champs. Auburn is always living in the shadow of its neighbor the University of Alabama who has 12 national champions to their 1. Most AU grads go onto to become farmers and many succesful graduates of the business school have been linked to prestigous companies like Enron and GM.
Tommy Tubberville holds up seven fingers before even winning his 7th straight game.
Gene Chizik is an extraordinary coach and he has the track record to prove it
Let's go to Auburn and party with my cousin. She lives in a nice trailer park next to a cattle ranch.
Pleasant town in east Alabama where I went to grad school. Home to many vociferous and persistent squirrels who would loudly bitch from the tree branches just outside my window every morning until I gave them peanut M&Ms. Also home to a possum who would go through my garbage can outside regularly – strewing garbage all about for me to pick up. On the Fall Line (separating the hills from the coastal plains): half an hour north and you are in the hills; half an hour south and you are in swamps complete with cypress trees, Spanish moss, alligators and thousands of lily pads. The town is centered largely around Auburn University. The University tries to copy the University of Georgia and the University of Florida though denies it vehemently; and has an unbridled contempt and disdain for the University of Alabama, which it regards as an intellectual backwater out near Mississippi. There are an inordinate number of students who (like me) are from Buckhead, Vinings, East Cobb, Roswell and Dunwoody. The town, too, has quite a high opinion of itself – viewing itself as more sophisticated and "white collar" than the nearby “blue collar” towns of Columbus, Georgia and Montgomery, Alabama.
I'm going to Auburn for the baseball game.
The prettiest hair color on a female. Only if it's natural.
"Hey, that girl has the prettiest hair...
It must be a natural auburn."
Auburns are a race of super beings from the 'waren'. Though only a few that traveled to earth survive today they still frequently save the world (well mainly New York) and oppose the evil 'ansouves'
terrorist: "OMG hes an auburn"
Guy: "you got one thing right - auburn blast!"
Auburn is the largest, and has consistently been ranked as the top public university in the state of Alabama (USNewsWorldReport). Overall, Auburn has more athletic national championships than the University of Alabama. These consist of 6 national championships for the men's swimming and diving team, 4 for the women's swimming and diving team, 1 for the equestrain team, 1 for the women's track and field team, and 1 for the football team. Auburn's mascot, Aubie, has won 6 National Mascot Championships (more than any other college mascot) and was recently inducted into the National Mascot Hall of Fame. THE University IN Alabama is constantly growing and is well-established as one of the most prominent universities in the world.
Auburn was the only college or university in Alabama included in the inaugural edition (1981) of the widely respected Peterson's Guides to America's 296 Most Competitive Colleges, .
The architecture profession’s publication Design-Intelligence recently ranked Auburn's School of Architecture as the No. 1 school in the South for preparing its graduates for the professional field. In addition, the school was ranked No. 10 in value nationally, with a 9th place national ranking for the Interior Architecture program.
Auburn's Economics Department, in the College of Business, was ranked 123rd in the world in 1999 by the Journal of Applied Econometrics. Auburn was rated ahead of such international powerhouses as INSEAD in France (141st) and the London Business School (146th). Auburn's MBA Program in the College of Business has annually been ranked by U.S. News and World Report magazine in the top ten percent of the nation's more than 750 MBA Programs.
The best college in the nation. People who love to beat UGA and Bama. Also, these are the coolest people you will ever meet.
DAMN, you go to Auburn? Das phat.
a city full of sexually active and under the influence kids who are bored shitless. They make fun of others and enjoy pointless drama, and then grow old there and have children that repeat the cycle over and over again.
Living in auburn is like hell on earth.
A word that gingers who do not like being called gingers use to describe their hair color.
Little girl: "hey redhead"
Ginger (redhead): "ITS AUBURN"
Little girl: "No, its obviously red"