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No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...
by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012

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