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The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.
He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.
by Bizarro Waffle Monkey August 29, 2008