Top Definition
To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives
Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'
1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash
John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.
by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009
When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.
"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"
by MoldyMoldyAss March 06, 2015
a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.
girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.
by John boy schuller August 12, 2007
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