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confused person; someone who could not tell the truth from delusion;
A stooge believes in something but not God. He is a goddamned atheist.
by zainorzainy January 30, 2009
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A person who believes that no God exists.
Oh, you're an atheist? It's such a pity. I'm hope you enjoy your tenure in hell, being ripped apart for all eternity.
by Lon June 06, 2005
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An aggresive idiot who simply refuses to reason with people.
The only evolution that occured is that when Atheists die, they evolve into dust.
Atheist: Darwin was right, although his book was riddled with pointless and contradicting theories.
Believer: Shutup u dumb atheist
by better May 07, 2005
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Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.
Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.
by pfranklin89 September 07, 2010
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There are, actually, several definitions of 'atheist' in modern society.
1. Person who is stupid enough to believe that the world created itself, and cannot explain it. Pitiful...
2. Person who is smart enough to see the faults behind various religions. Feh, dumb Christians...
3. Person who cannot make up their mind about which religion to go with, as a result goes with nothing.
4. Person who honestly couldn't care less about this sort of shit.
1. "Atheists really need to get a life."
2. "Atheists are awesome."
3. "I dunno...do I count as an atheist?"
4. "Can we talk about something else? Like, maybe books?"
by ellipsisdotdotdot February 14, 2011
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A person who does not believe in God. Claims their belief is based on logic and rationalism, but is really just a lack of an answer for why the universe exists, what caused the creation of the universe, or how the laws of science came to be or why they are consistent.

The most tolerable atheists just don't talk about the matter at all, and the worst atheists spend all day insulting religion in general on the internet.

Essentially, a person who is not thinking but believes he is the only one who is.
Atheist: At first, there was nothing. And because there was nothing, nothing happened, and then nothing occurred and then the universe appeared. It's the only explanation that makes sense!

Theist: You keep telling yourself that.
by Jman1991 December 20, 2010
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An idiot. They believe that they are smarter than everyone else because they don't believe in God, when in reality all they are are moronic, conflict-loving attention-whores.
Atheist: I'm so smart because I don't believe in God
Theist: No you're not. All you want is attention.
by Halcyon Metal December 21, 2010
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