1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.

2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
I`m an atheist
because i`m free
and i dont have 2 live life according to a book
because i have faith in my self and dont have to depend on a higher being because i think broadly and i`m not scared of thinking for myself because religion has killed lots of people and i`m not scared of deing and not going w hell or heaven
the crusades killed lots of people

religion leads to racism aswell
oh and im sick of people who tell me i am doomed
man at least if hell
is full of flames its some place hot u stupid fuck
blow me
i love being an atheist
like or lump it
by ozan July 09, 2006
1. People who don't believe in god.

2. People who make atheism look like a religion. Atheism is not a religion, it's a word used to describe people who don't believe in god. And some people try to defend atheism.
Atheists Guy: i'm an atheist
Deist Guy: wtf you suck
Atheist Guy: shut up atheism is the best
by xup September 19, 2006
A person who does not accept the existence of a greater being. However, there are some exceptions.

1. They believe in a creator, but not a creator as described in most religions.

2. They do not officially recognize or conform to a religion, nor deny the existence of a greater being. See agnostic.

Contrary to popular belief, most atheists do lead fun, happy, and fulfilling lives. This is because they do not need the idea of a god to feel satisfied in life. Also, a lot of them are not close-minded jerks to begin with, but some end up that way because of their constant harassment from people (usually Christians) being close-minded jerks themselves.
"They say they don't believe in any god or gods or deities and then obsessively whine,piss and moan,bitch and deride Christ and Christians and their bible.

To be that obsessed with Christians and their God and bible makes you stupid atheists a HATE GROUP!

You are CRAZY to sit here and spend all of your time obsessing over a God which you claim doesn't even exist in the first place.And the fact that you have singled out Christians proves that you are a HATE GROUP!

You are Satanists and Antichrists but don't even know it.

Never once in have I ever heard one of you ridiculous FAGZ whine,piss or moan about Wicca,Hinduism,Buddhism,Islam or New Age mumbo jumbo!

YOU ARE ALL FULL OF SHIT!"

Maybe that's because the believers of the other religions DON'T WHINE ABOUT US! I can't tell you how many times I've been reminded of my damnation to come by a fundie asshole. I chose my beliefs because of my observations in life, and not from hate, and then Christians come and harass me! How the hell am I supposed to act then?
by animatorStrike June 21, 2006
The evolution of a barely sentient animal into an evolved being.

When Man has finally discarded the pretext of blissful illusion and accepts that reality might not be what is desired. When Man takes hold of his own destiny and leaves nothing to the Gods.

An unbrainwashed individual.
Richard Feynman
Stephen Hawking
Bill Gates
by Chris Carpenter December 08, 2004
1. One who believes that there is/are no deity/ies
2. One who does not like following rules, ones that they are uncomfortable with and/or don't like, that are to shape their lives, so they claim that the one who put them into place does not exist. They do this so they can feel better about not following the rules. In short, they don't want to be subject to laws.
3. One who has never heard anything about religion.

The most common is definition 2. The main god that they resist is God, the God of Jews(The only problem is that they didn't believe in Jesus) and Christians, the true and living God.
(First, to get something clear, God is the true god. Muhammad told a lie or was influenced by Satan or demons. The Hindu gods were only idols created by men. If you come into contact with a ghost(which are really demons fooling people) and command him to leave in the name of the God I am talking about(you must have faith in God or the demon will severly harm you), he will become afraid and do as you say. This shows who the real God is. I haven't even said anything about prophecy, aka biblical predictions. Now that that is done...)
They don't like His rules. I don't know why some say that there isn't a god for sure. They can't say that. I respect the ones who do admit that there is some posibility. I don't mind that they don't believe that He is in charge.
The second most common of those definitions is the first one. They are the dumb ones. They are supposed to say that no one has proven to them that a god exists, but they act stupid and say there is no way that a god exists.
The least common is the third. Those are people who are just fighting to survive. Like dirt poor and ignorant city people or farming families on islands.
Atheist example 1.
Person 1: You idiot. There is no such thing as a god. Not at all!
Person 2: You can't be sure. I can't prove that, as of now, no one will name their child tikiman. I really don't think someone will, but it is possible.
Person 1: Idiot!
2.
Guy 1: I belive in God.
Guy 2: I don't because no one has proven it to me.*guy 2 inner self*: No rules for me*
Guy 1: Ok but I have the peace that passeth understanding because of my faith.
Guy 2: Good for you.
3.
Dude 1: What does "god" mean?
by Prince of Shades May 28, 2009
(Adjective) Relatively Intelligent. Capable of rational thought.

See also the stronger form "Agnostic"
Unlike the fundies, those following an atheist path come up with usefull ideas on occassion.
by Mark F. October 30, 2006

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