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A person who does not believe in god, not related to satanists, muslims, or anyone else christianity hates. Contrary to popular opinion, atheists are not self obsessing narcissists, but are just people who find the idea that by doing certain deeds (going to Church or blowing yourself up) will get you into a magical place where you live in paradise for all eternity
Atheist: "Hey man what's up?"
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....
by AtheistsdoyelJesuswhenstruck June 13, 2010

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A person who does not waste thier life praying to a god that does not exsist, they listen to facts and truth and are the inventors of most modern day technolagies. One day the entire world will be athiests when enough proof against any god is un-earthed to change the beliefes of even the pope.
Jack (Atheist): Dude, why do you believe in God
Ben (Christian): Because he made me and everything around me....
Jack: Nope, thats called evolution
Ben: God has to exist....
Jack: No pic no proof
by I dont know.. June 06, 2010

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People who don't necessarily believe there is no god. They just don't believe in one. They are realists who need proof before faith and not the other way around.
Bubba: You goin to church Phil
Phil: Sorry I'm atheist, but I do think it's great you devote yourself to your beliefs
Bubba: Huhh...
by Justify Atheism April 22, 2010

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Atheism is a doctrine that states that nothing exists but natural phenomena (matter), that thought is a property or function of matter, and that death irreversibly and totally terminates individual organic units. This definition means that there are no forces, phenomena, or entities which exist outside of or apart from physical nature, or which transcend nature, or are “super” natural, nor can there be. Humankind is on its own.

The following definition of Atheism was given to the Supreme Court of the United States in the case of Murray v. Curlett, 374 U.S. 203, 83 S. Ct. 1560, 10 L.Ed.2d (MD, 1963), to remove reverential Bible reading and oral unison recitation of the Lord's Prayer in the public schools.

“Your petitioners are Atheists and they define their beliefs as follows. An Atheist loves his fellow man instead of god. An Atheist believes that heaven is something for which we should work now – here on earth for all men together to enjoy.

An Atheist believes that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction, and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue it and enjoy it.

An Atheist believes that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment.

He seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god. An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man.

He wants an ethical way of life. He believes that we cannot rely on a god or channel action into prayer nor hope for an end of troubles in a hereafter.

He believes that we are our brother's keepers; and are keepers of our own lives; that we are responsible persons and the job is here and the time is now.”
Atheists are often associated with those who follow Theistic Satanism, but this is not correct.
by sailsavvy March 09, 2008

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A person intelligent enough to know that not one being created all that surrounds us. A person who doesn't pray to some unfathomable creature, in hopes that everything will be made better. Atheists do not have religion because it seems that it is only a CRUTCH for those who are weak minded.
Religion is a crutch for those who are weak minded, an ATHEIST relies on their own mind alone.

Atheist do not need religion to feel good about themselves
by AJP22 September 20, 2006

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One of these applies to you:
1. You are an atheist looking to further your atheism (and you are offended by theism), thus you looked up atheism.
2. You are a theist, therefore you looking to further your theism (and you are offended by atheism), thus you looked up atheism
John is an atheist therefor he wants to learn more about it.
Jack is a theist therefor he wants to learn more about atheism.

Moral of story...learn stuff.
by Cliff Whitty August 20, 2006

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A smart, logical person who has there own opinions and thoughts instead of believing whatever there parents brainwashed them with.
I'm an atheist. I listen to scientific facts because I'm not an idiot and don't believe what is told to me. I have my own opinions.
by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013

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