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A sociological triumph and exposure of truth in which is publicized in modern era.
No longer will the outspoken atheist be called a witch in public view.
by Pro Janitor October 16, 2006
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People that judge every Christian based simply off the actions of people like Fred Phelps. To disprove religion, they often say such witty/original things like, "You believe in God? There's about as much proof for him as the Flying Spaghetti Monster." By the way, I was being sarcastic when saying that that was original. It was obviously stolen from The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.
Steve: I'm an Atheist. Therefore, I'm much more intelligent than any Christian.

Doug: I don't know. There are some pretty smart Christians.

Steve: No there aren't. Fuck off.
by BillCosby4321 June 21, 2010
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Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this
Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-
by Theatheistdefiner January 04, 2012
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One who pretends they are not religious just to fit in with the hipsters at school. Usually brags about being an Atheist.
Sadie: OMG so like we were talking about religion in World History and people said that like God is REAL!!! Ugh they're so mainstream! God obviously doesn't exist like those people are like so mainstream and stupid. I'm different because I'm an Atheist.
by z0mbiesandramen December 27, 2011
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A person who simply does not believe in any higher power. Some people say we worship the devil, but this is not possible, because we do not believe in the devil. Some say it is an excuse to do wrong things or not to do good things. This is also a false statement. Some say that atheist hat Christians, actually, seeing the previous definitions, it's the Christians doing most of the hating. Some people say that it's just a bunch of kids going around trying to be cool. I don't think me being atheist makes me any cooler, seeing as I don't prance around school yelling "I'm atheist!" I'm pretty sure no one else does that either... We do not hate all religions, actually, my best friend is actually very religious. She is Part of Jehovah's Witness, which by the way is not a cult and no one should be judged in any way by their religion, non-religion, or beliefs unless of course they push it on other people. Then they aren't very nice people.
Atheist: I'd like to donate this to the charity fund
Not very nice person walking out of church: Why didn't you go to church?
Atheist: I'm atheist.
Not very nice person: Whore! (or also possibly: slut, satanist, or anything else that really makes no sense for someone to say about someone who doesn't believe in higher powers because it is completely non related)
For my bestest friend in the world:
JW:I would like volunteer at this animal shelter
NVNP: Hey! What church do you go to?
JW: The Jehovah's witness one
NVNP: you're part of a cult!!!!!!!!!!!
by californiachickfromspace July 06, 2010
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A Progressive form of the collective understanding and acceptance of scientific milestones over blind faith and willful ignorance.
Atheist: Why do you pray? Hasn't God put his divine plan into practice already?

Tool: But, but, uh-

Atheist: UH!
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Person who does not feel they need a spiritual handrail; person more inclined to believe the findings of science than the writings of religion.
I may be an atheist, but I still know that medieval scientists (who were members of the church) never did believe the earth was flat. This myth was created by Irving Welsh in order to add drama to his "biography" of Christopher Columbus.
by anonymous April 05, 2004
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