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Someone who doesn't believe in any gods, or strongly believes that there is no such thing as a divine being or god.
I contend that we are both atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
by do I have to put something here? September 13, 2004
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A person who doesn't believe in a deity.

Oh, and also generally a rude, arrogant, bitter asshole who constantly belittles those of faith, probably because a Christian beat him up in 1st grade and took his lunch money. Yeah I know not all atheists are like this, just 99%. According to atheists, simply because they believe something makes it fact, and anyone who disagrees with them is a worthless imbecile.

Most of them spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet railing against something they supposedly deny exists, and subsequently cry and whine about people not tolerating their beliefs and "forcing" them on them, which hardly ever happens. Most atheists wouldn't have the balls to talk half the shit they do online in real life...that is, assuming they could leave their mom's basement.

Furthermore, they blame every problem of the world on religion. Columbine was caused by religion, polio was caused by religion, the Cubs losing is caused by religion, stubbing their toe is caused by religion, so on and so forth.

Also, though they constantly claim that all theists are retarded, delusional, ignorant, stupid, etc., they seem to spend all of their time hating on Christianity.

It's an eternal mystery how atheists can't figure out why nobody likes them when they are perpetual assholes to everyone else.
Picture a $100 bill in the middle of an intersection. One side has an open-minded, tolerant, non-hateful atheist. Another has an angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Then there's Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Who gets to the $100 bill first?

Answer: The angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Why? Because the other ones DON'T FUCKING EXIST!
by Debunkerino August 13, 2012
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I believe an atheist is a person who does not believe in God or any gods what so ever. I myself am an atheist so I know the term pretty well. I think some Christians get it mixed up that atheists are satanists or evil forms worshipping the devil. They believe that it's horrible and we're against them. Let me clear this up. An atheist isn't against the Christian church. We simply just DON'T AGREE. I don't mean to attack the church in anyway. But what I find funny is that Christians like to "attack" me. Many find it hard to believe I'm a non-believer so they insult me. And oh yeah, you can't be an atheist AND a Christain. There is no go between. Let me tell this to the weak: IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ATHEIST YOU MUST BE READY TO COMMITT. YOU CAN'T LIKE BOTH AND YOU NEED BE SURE OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING. TO BE AN ATHEIST ACTUALLY TAKES A LOT OF DEVOTION AND PERSERVERANCE. (many people will be against you)
I myself am an atheist and most of my friends give me a hard time. "OH MY GOSH, EMMA! THAT'S SO HORRIBLE! I MUST BRING YOU TO CHURCH TO CHANGE YOUR VIEWS!" It's hard being an atheist, I'll tell you that. But I passionately agree with what I stand for so I won't back down. The ironic thing is I don't find problems with jews, only christians....
by Emma - the atheist chick February 27, 2006
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An individual who acknowledges religion but doesn't practice or believe in any god, afterlife or higher power.
There are two types of Atheists. Those that hate god and religion as a form of rebellion and believe in disbelief only temporarily until they feel they've gotten their ammount of justice. Then there are those atheists that respect others beliefs and feel that everyone is entitled to their own opinion until the time of death.
by Grim Fusion February 26, 2004
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someone who simply does not believe in god/gods. someone who doesnt need some made up person to make their life worth living. they live for themselves and the people they care about. they are people just like everyone everyone else they just refuse to believe in something that there is no proof of. and who can blame them. i am an atheist and i understand it completely. when we learn about other religions in school (i got to a catholic school ironically enough) they teach us that religions like hinduism were created by the people to get them through the days in their lives. so assuming that historians aren't liars which is questionable but we'll go with it then these people following this so called prophet moses spent 40 years in a desert eating nothing but bread chasing after some peice of land they arent even sure exists. now to me that sounds like the perfect reason to find something to get you through. lets think about it. people get pissy at moses obviously i mean come on its been 40 years so moses tells little white lie and writes these rules that ironically enough outline what it "accepted" by "society" the people who are clearly brainwashed (cause what mororon would go on that trip) think wow this god talked to us and is gonna save us. moses reinforces his little white lie and expands on it with these stories about this almighty being of his. they tell their kids and those people tell their kids and so on. then one day 4 of them decide to write it down. BOOM! may i introdice you to THE BIBLE. its makes perfectally logical sense. so let us be. at least we aren't dependant on some being we know nothing about other then what some book that just appeared one day tells us. if god is so real then why is the world like it is. free will you say ? no such thing. every action you take it influenced by something be it your surroundings or something someone said or hell what your "god" thinks is ok. no one makes a choice entirely without influence. there is no such thing as free will or "god" wouldnt have sent moses those rules. god is a figment of imagination that people use as something to fall back on. be independant dont let what people and some book tells you is ok rule you life. live for yourself not god.
hypocritical teacher:"hinduism is formed around these people needing something to get them through the day"
student:"is that how we got our religion"
Hypocritical teacher:"no we're always right"
by KC March 18, 2005
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A person who does not believe in the existence of any supernatural god(s) or goddess(es).
In the face of zero objective evidence for the existence of any supernatural entity (indeed, it is impossible to objectively prove the existence of any supernatural entity, hence the term "faith"), an atheist is one who rationally concludes that until/unless objective evidence of such a supernatural entity (at which point it would be arguable that such an entity would no longer be considered supernatural) appears, the only logical stance to take is to not assume that any such entities exist.
by Strife767 February 25, 2007
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Normal people who lack a belief in a supreme diety. Just like normal people they can be jerks or be nice, it's really not that interesting.
Atheists are just like you and everyone else and probably do not wish to eat your children, because they do not do that sort of thing despite what your Aunt Samantha says.
by Saint Lawrence January 20, 2012
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