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There are a few ways to be an athieest....

1: To be really annoying and make fun of people for their belife in god, or some other supernatural being. Therefore dicraseing all his/her athiest friends whom they are trying to impress.
2:To be a passive atheist, one who does not give a flying fuck about what everyone elce is beleving and just goes with what they think, and do not try to convince other to follow them.
3:To be poseur atheist, when you say you dont belive in god and yet you still go to church, youth group, ect. and while there ATTEMPT to act as if you dont care, but secrectly you do.
4:To be an on agian off agin atheist, this is an extemly annoying type of atheiest, this is a peson who will tell you they are an atheist as soon as they find out you are to try and impress you, then will later come and tell you that they have converted to christanity or some other religion. THEN will come and tell you, like three days later, then they are not back to being an atheist. (as if you care....)

the end.
1:Guy-"DUUUUDE YOU BELIVE IN GOD!!!!! WTF OMFG!!!! THATS SO STUPID, YOU KNOOOOW HE DOESNT FUCKING EXXXISSST!!!" pauses to take breath and turn to friends "Hey i sure told him didnt I guys?"
friends- "Yeah, whatever"

2: Guy- "Yeah im catholic, so what religion are you?"
Me-"Im an atheist."
Guy- "What?! You're going to hell, you know that right?!"
Me- "I dont really care..."

3:Some girl- "Yeah im like toatlly agenst relgion,its terible, and really dumb too, i hate those stupid idiots who belive in it...." *cries inside* "forgive me lord.."

4:Me- "Mhmm, im an atheist"
Girl- "Really....me too"
*three days later*
Girl- "Im sorry, dont get mad at me, im a catholic now."
me- "Its not like i care you know...."
*Two hours later...*
Girl- "OMIGOSH, religion is so stupid, i hate it (ect.)"
Me- "Will you make up your mind?!"
by xxshallowkisses December 31, 2005
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Adj. A person who is angry at, and no longer believes in any God because they didn't get what they wanted on their birthday or on a Christmas early in their life.
Little Johnny: God! Why didn't I get a Super Nintendo for Christmas?! I hate you! I'm an atheist now!

or

Young Adult Josh: God! Why didn't I get a MacBook Pro?! Now I can't be better than all those PC users at school! I hate you! From here on I'm an Atheist
by truththe57 August 16, 2010
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a follower of atheism, a nontheism religion (lack of). atheists do not believe in God or gods. usually they are strong supporters of science, humanism, skepticism and do good deeds, but not out of fear like christians (hell).
jerry falwell: you're going to hell for being a nonbeliever
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
by Phil the Pill September 05, 2006
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Someone who isn't stupid enough, or gullible enough, to believe in magic, or silly creation myths, especially those of certain ancient, backwater desert tribes.
"At my bible study we were studying Genesis and how God created the Earth and the heavens in 7 days."

"Thats just fucking stupid, i'm an atheist, now get the fuck of my porch."
by shitty von shittenheimer August 17, 2011
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1.One who is without religion
Despite common belief by stupid people, Athiests are not satanists nor are satanists athiests. Speaking as a Satanist we do not believe in god because we do not believe in any of the lie you have created for yourself. We do not believe that satan is a fallen angel or that other angels exist and there for no god. Its quite simple we believe that the race we worshipped as gods in Egypt, and many other early civilizations.
"Doesnt john want some mass?" "Naw hes one of them atheists folk"
by Jeff Negus February 19, 2006
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Most of the time are nice people who don't push there beliefs on Christians, just as most of the time christians don't push there belifs on Atheist's. The Media, makes both seem true. But dont get me wrong, there are both types. My science teacher back in 6th grade had once said to a student that he would love to tell him the truth about Christianity, and if it wasn't for laws stopping him he would. That's the example of the bad kind, someone who has to to push opinions all over people, and the fact that he was like 11 years old was especially stupid.

The atheist belief though, is often strange. Atheist belive in no higher power, however there is no evidence that they are right. The Big Bang theory is a theory, not fact, and even if there was a big bang, where did THAT come from? Life is so uncertain and history is unclear to know what happensa and what has happened.

But no matter what it will always be this way: Where there is faith and hope, there is always someone to ruin it. Like I said, there is always the good kind who dont push it on people, science in generel seems to push belifs like this. People were a whole lot happier not knowing all these scientific facts supposedly disaproving there whole life and belifs, why does it have to be that way? They say ignorance is bliss, BUT they are not provin ignorant yet! The way I see it, everything but medical science is not neccisarily needed. Science has created the very things we fear, chemical weapons. Science sheds light on the world, but the light can kill you. The whole basic idea of science is to find out what every single thing really is. I honestly do not care if everything but lighning is made of atoms, but I really care those same atoms could destroy a whole country.
Atheists and Science are like the guy at the theature who ruins the end of the movie.
by Spikesy July 05, 2006
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A person who holds a positive religious belief in a spontaneous, causeless, sourceless, purposeless and objectively meaningless existence.

Existentially, they often believe that at the origin of the Universe there was nothing, and that nothing exploded - creating everything; before a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself, for no reason whatsoever, into inexplicably self-replicating parts, which eventually developed into intelligent beings with inexplicable (or at least incomprehensible) capacities for reason, ethical judgement and aesthetic awareness...

As Xenocrates stated; “Without proof, belief is still belief – even if you believe in nothing.”
Some atheists of renown include Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot and Stalin.
by Mindless Philistine September 04, 2010
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