Theist: Someone who knows god personally.

Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.

Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
"I thought I was an atheist but I'm really an agnostic"
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A person who is strong enough that they have come to their own conclusions about religion. These people do not just jump on the bandwagon and believe what everybody else tells them. Many people think that atheists are ungodly and sinners, but are in truth just normal people who have their own beliefs. Saying that an atheist is a sinner or an ungodly person is racism as well and is no better than saying that Jewish people or Islamic people are evil. And it is a common stereotype to say that all atheists are pompous or know-it-alls, they are just normal people who have come up with their own original thoughts on life.
Yes, I am an atheist. That does not mean that I am an immoral person, it just means that I have different beliefs than the general public.

And I wouldn't be going off on this tangent, but some of the definitions I have seen for this word are unfair and extremely biased.
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a person who hold ridiculous beliefs up to ridicule.
Christopher Hitchens is a notorious atheist.
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1. A person who dosn't belive in a higher being, God or anything that is similar.

Some Atheists except that science has already proven that God dosn't exist.

But Actually, the truth is science and religion connot prove the existence or unexistence of a God or higher being .ect.

I'm an atheist because it is so confusing to choose weather to belive or not to belive.

Both sides think they are the right one (Atheist vs christians).

They both have strong and "Definate" feelings about what they belive.

Atheism isn't a religion by the way.

Hey lets just think for a second. Ok lets go back to the times of exploration. There were lands where there wasn't any christianity, BUT there was some kind of religion. In countries like Australia and Hawaii and Other islands and north and south America. They all had natives before the european exploers, they all had there theories of creationism(like Christianity) they had higher beings or daities. They all had stories of how things came to be, like animals and sertain aspects of nature. Those religions are practicually wiped out when the europeans came and took over, but the stories still exist.

What I'm trying to state is that all cultures have their theories of how something came to be or something like that. All cultures have there theories.

Religions tell people that other religions are wrong in someway, yep even the so called all loving Christianty Religion.

It's human nature to be like this. Don't worry in the future we will all find out the TRUTH.
I'm an atheist. Here I made up a based on truth example I made up of:
The Days of exploration:-

Native Hawaiin: Aloha
European explorer preist: What is this figure.
Native Hawaiin: Its is our God (insert name here)
European explorer preist: WHAT!!!!!!!blasphermy.*Whacks figure to the ground*
You should be obeying Jesus.
Native Hawaiin: WHAT!!!!!!!! Whos Jesus????
European Explorer: He is the Almighty you should have heard of him because he is the lord.
Native hawaiin: I havn't heard of such a thing nor has any one on the island!!!!!!!?????
European explorer: You have been persuaded by the devil!!!!!!
Native hawaiin: WHO!!!??????
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A person who doesn't believe in a deity.

Oh, and also generally a rude, arrogant, bitter asshole who constantly belittles those of faith, probably because a Christian beat him up in 1st grade and took his lunch money. Yeah I know not all atheists are like this, just 99%. According to atheists, simply because they believe something makes it fact, and anyone who disagrees with them is a worthless imbecile.

Most of them spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet railing against something they supposedly deny exists, and subsequently cry and whine about people not tolerating their beliefs and "forcing" them on them, which hardly ever happens. Most atheists wouldn't have the balls to talk half the shit they do online in real life...that is, assuming they could leave their mom's basement.

Furthermore, they blame every problem of the world on religion. Columbine was caused by religion, polio was caused by religion, the Cubs losing is caused by religion, stubbing their toe is caused by religion, so on and so forth.

Also, though they constantly claim that all theists are retarded, delusional, ignorant, stupid, etc., they seem to spend all of their time hating on Christianity.

It's an eternal mystery how atheists can't figure out why nobody likes them when they are perpetual assholes to everyone else.
Picture a $100 bill in the middle of an intersection. One side has an open-minded, tolerant, non-hateful atheist. Another has an angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Then there's Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Who gets to the $100 bill first?

Answer: The angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Why? Because the other ones DON'T FUCKING EXIST!
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A logical, common-sense based belief of how the world works. The understanding that the idea of a "god" is very irrational, possibly comical. An Atheist does not just accept a story called the Bible as being non-fiction. A realization that the Bible is in fact a fiction book written by dead guys.
Atheist

All men are not created equal. Only the strong will prosper. Only the strong will conquer. Only in the darkness of Christ have I realized God Hates Us All...- SLAYER

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god." George Carlin

Faith means not wanting to know what is true. – Friedrich Nietzsche
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I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D

Someone who doesn't believe in god.

Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"

John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"

Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"

John- "What caused that to happen?"

Stevie- "Definitely not god."

John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"

(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?

Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!

Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
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