someone who has no need for god or gods
An atheist is someone who believes in himself.
by mr. communication November 14, 2006
1. A person who dosn't belive in a higher being, God or anything that is similar.

Some Atheists except that science has already proven that God dosn't exist.

But Actually, the truth is science and religion connot prove the existence or unexistence of a God or higher being .ect.

I'm an atheist because it is so confusing to choose weather to belive or not to belive.

Both sides think they are the right one (Atheist vs christians).

They both have strong and "Definate" feelings about what they belive.

Atheism isn't a religion by the way.

Hey lets just think for a second. Ok lets go back to the times of exploration. There were lands where there wasn't any christianity, BUT there was some kind of religion. In countries like Australia and Hawaii and Other islands and north and south America. They all had natives before the european exploers, they all had there theories of creationism(like Christianity) they had higher beings or daities. They all had stories of how things came to be, like animals and sertain aspects of nature. Those religions are practicually wiped out when the europeans came and took over, but the stories still exist.

What I'm trying to state is that all cultures have their theories of how something came to be or something like that. All cultures have there theories.

Religions tell people that other religions are wrong in someway, yep even the so called all loving Christianty Religion.

It's human nature to be like this. Don't worry in the future we will all find out the TRUTH.
I'm an atheist. Here I made up a based on truth example I made up of:
The Days of exploration:-

Native Hawaiin: Aloha
European explorer preist: What is this figure.
Native Hawaiin: Its is our God (insert name here)
European explorer preist: WHAT!!!!!!!blasphermy.*Whacks figure to the ground*
You should be obeying Jesus.
Native Hawaiin: WHAT!!!!!!!! Whos Jesus????
European Explorer: He is the Almighty you should have heard of him because he is the lord.
Native hawaiin: I havn't heard of such a thing nor has any one on the island!!!!!!!?????
European explorer: You have been persuaded by the devil!!!!!!
Native hawaiin: WHO!!!??????
by dffghsgsf August 31, 2005
Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this
Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-
by Theatheistdefiner January 04, 2012
A logical, common-sense based belief of how the world works. The understanding that the idea of a "god" is very irrational, possibly comical. An Atheist does not just accept a story called the Bible as being non-fiction. A realization that the Bible is in fact a fiction book written by dead guys.
Atheist

All men are not created equal. Only the strong will prosper. Only the strong will conquer. Only in the darkness of Christ have I realized God Hates Us All...- SLAYER

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god." George Carlin

Faith means not wanting to know what is true. – Friedrich Nietzsche
by jjjooossshhhuuaaa February 03, 2011
I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D

Someone who doesn't believe in god.

Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"

John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"

Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"

John- "What caused that to happen?"

Stevie- "Definitely not god."

John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"

(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?

Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!

Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
by bestfriendswithbibleclubprez October 21, 2010
a) Someone who does NOT worship Satan, as they do not believe in anything involving Heaven/Hell/God etc.
b) Someone lacking belief in a deity (the literal definition.)
c) Someone who resents pushy Christians (not to hate on Christians, but most other religions leave us alone.) that shove religion down their throats and threaten that they'll go to eternal Hell if they don't bow down to religion.

Extreme Atheists: Are very argumentative about their views and will attack anyone who dares mention their faith.
Passive Atheists: Accept that humans are a diverse species and that everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Christian: Hey, man, want to go to my church Sunday?
Extreme Atheist: Dude, eff no, that's a bunch of crap and so are you for believing it. >.<

Christian: Hey, man, want to go to my church Sunday?
Passive Atheist: No, I don't believe in God, but thanks anyway. :)
by ~PassiveAtheist June 20, 2010
Someone who believes only in reality.
An Atheist is someone who believes in things that actually exist. Scientist.
by TXskeptic June 07, 2010

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