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A person who does not believe in a deity
I don't believe in God, Yahweh, Allah (all the same deity), Vishnu, Shiva, Brahma, or any other god or goddess. Therefore, I am an atheist.
by Walnut Obezyana October 08, 2006
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A worshipper of the self or the god of science, often unknowingly religious.
An atheist can speak of moral relativism, but not live it.
by Killing Kittens September 14, 2004
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A person who denies the reality of God (particularly Jesus Christ, despite historical proof of His otherworldly being), and lives life 'free' trusting in science and 'logic'. This despite the fact that may be able to point out when and how the universe was created, but are unable to state WHY. Stephen Hawking himself made this point. Despite so much being unknown about what reality actually is, how it came into being, how colours, morality, love, the fabric of space and time 'happened', they consider themselves smarter than any faith bearing person, and pretty much anyone else they happen across. God loves atheists. Despite what they make think. Ironically, they are usually more militant about their lack of belief than faith bearing people are about their faith.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Pressure...eh...gasses...eh..."
John- "What caused the 'pressure' and 'gasses' to exist?
Stevie- "Eh...eh..."
John- "In fact, what caused existence to exist?"
Stevie-"Eh...eh...Darwin said that..."
John- "Who designed the tongue, instrument of Darwin's speech?"

This goes on for awhile. Atheists have nothing and no faith.

Until they're on their death bed.

by HappyGilmore September 11, 2006
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A person who doesn't believe in God, which is fine by all counts. Far be it from anyone to criticize another's religious beliefs.

However, there exists a class of atheists who can't just sit still with their own beliefs and feel they have to attack others. It is pointless, however, to convince those of religion to put aside the beliefs, as it is for Atheists to take up religious beliefs.

Essentially, militant Atheists should shut up and let those of religion enjoy themselves, inasmuch that those of religion should stop proselytizing and let people form their own beliefs. What's the point in arguing about something that is impossible to prove?
Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful the Babel fish could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Finklestein July 21, 2005
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An under-evolved individual who has not yet developed the ability to understand concepts beyond the three dimensions that his five senses are limited to.

It can also be that he (she) makes a conscious decision to deny the existence of a god in an attempt to quench the feelings of guilt over his (her) behavior. Guilt that would not be present if there were in fact no god.
There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the jew dogs.
by sihth July 18, 2005
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Stupid-ass high school and college students who think they know something about life in the real world.
- Cindy says she's an atheist.
- Oh, yeah? Let's ask lil-miss-know-it-all after she has her first pregnancy scare.

- Billy says he's an atheist.
- Really? Let's see how much of a fucking atheist he is when he's supporting an entire family on his income alone and gets fired.
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1. Someone who isn't afraid of the concept that there might not be a life after death.

2. Someone who does not bow down to a deity that constantly threatens to burn you alive for not believing in a certain way after said deity created you to believe in an alternate way.

3. Someone who, throughout history, has been the source of ridicule and offensiveness. However, when said atheist ridicules a christian, jew, or muslim they are labeled as offensive and blasphemous.
Christian #1: Hey look it's John the Atheist, let's go make fun of him.

Christian #2: Nah, let's convert him instead.
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