Aszcake is a word entirely different from 'asscake'. Similar to 'asscake', it represents people considered by the rest of society to be either lazy, weird, or Thomas. It, however, is not used just to describe fat, nonsensical people, but rather, it is also used to describe the members of the Aszcake Society. People truly are not 'aszcakes' until they join the aszcake society (Note: The proper spelling is 'aszcake', and not 'asscake').
by O Holy Founder of Aszcake-ism. August 19, 2003