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 1. Asymptote A line that approaches a function's graph more and more closely, but never touches it. Asymptote are the limits of a graph.HOLY SHIFT! LOOK AT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION! buy asymptote mugs & shirts by Floral Winter Feb 22, 2010 add a video 2. asymptote A straight line that is the limiting value of a curve. It can have many different equations and is the most important factor in curve sketches and other similar mathematical sectors.The 4th order polynomial approaches the asymptote at y = x on the cartesian number plane. buy asymptote mugs & shirts by Dan Oct 10, 2003 add a video 3. asymptote -noun: a guy/girl that has a crush on someone and shows it but never does anything about it, just keeps his/her distance.That guy is an asymptote because he likes me yet never intends to ask me on a date. buy asymptote mugs & shirts by paopao89 May 2, 2009 add a video 4. asymptote A mathematical term. It describes a line or equation of a line that would approach a certain point never go all the way. Taught to algebra or pre-calc students.It can also be a term that describes a person who wishes to be in a relationship with another person, gets close to that person as time goes on but never actually ask her/him out for some reason Usually they quit after the person gets into a relationship but in some cases they extend to infinity can become stalkers in some cases the other person realize their affection, which is their goal, and result in happy endingexample: y=1/xPerson A: Al is always hanging out with Christina these days Person B: yeah Al is definitely into her Person A: Did he tell her yet? Person B: no he is too shy Person A: man that is tough. how long is he going to keep this up? -ten years later at Allison's wedding Person A: how's Al doing these days Person B: pretty good. look he's best man Person A: wow he is one tough asymptote buy asymptote mugs & shirts by hobos_on_trains Apr 3, 2010 add a video
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