The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
possibly the coolest kind of person one can be.
they smoke lots of weed but people need to get the fuck over it.
others strive to be like astroz or astra-hoes, especially faggot ass uptight bitches.
"yo, lets go chill with the astroz, not those faggot ass bitches."
By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.
Go Astros, or Go 'Stros
Short for astronomical. A word used by skaters to describe something that’s totally bomb, usually like a difficult trick that they can do or see someone doing.
Damn, jah see home boy land the Caballerial? Dat flip is so astro.
Always Stating The Really Obvious
similiar to Captain Obvious.
user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO
1. Any dance which involves maintaining the hands in the position of the American Sign Language sign for the letter D; also known as the Pointy Finger Dance or the Drunken Finger Dance.
2. To dance the Astro.
He accidentally poked me in the eye while he was doing the Astro too enthusiastically on the dance floor.
A boy usually who extremely gay and likes penis, he will usually deny the fact he likes penis but in reality he stares at penis pictures on the internet all the time, he is the typical gay guy who will wear pink and lipstick with makeup and acts really gay and uses a gay voice.
Gay Boy Astro