Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.