1. to form a totally uneducated guess, judgment, or opinion regarding the worth, amount, size, weight, etc., of; guess without any clue: to totally pull the numbers out of your ass.
2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your ass.
–verb (used without object)
3. to make an asstimate.
4. To judge how great ass would look without actually seeing it
2. to form a totally clueless opinion of; judge with your ass.
–verb (used without object)
3. to make an asstimate.
4. To judge how great ass would look without actually seeing it
1. John got shitfaced the night before big meeting and had not looked over the sales data he needed to know. When he was asked about the numbers, he just farted out an asstimate.
2. I totally under-asstimated the tightness and hottness of Beth's ass under that long, flowing dress.
2. I totally under-asstimated the tightness and hottness of Beth's ass under that long, flowing dress.
by Cynep September 15, 2009
An estimate, that when provided to a prospectful customer, will result in them telling you to "shove it up your ass".
I can't believe this asshole wanted me to pay so much?! You can take that ASStimate and shove it right up your ass. I can do it cheaper.
by Phonetical Phanatic August 18, 2022
Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.
by T Freds April 27, 2007
The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".
Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
by BoredScientist November 9, 2013
A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.
Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.
Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.
Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.
by mrkrypto June 28, 2011
Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?
Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!
Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 2, 2023