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2.
A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
by SeptemberLove December 16, 2010
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1.
Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard
dmi is a silly russian asstard.
by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002
337 143
 
3.
What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.
Get a load of what this asstard did.
by anonymous May 13, 2003
137 88
 
4.
Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.
"You stupid asstard!"
by K-Statik October 30, 2003
106 72
 
5.
looks like an ass and has the mentality of a tard, or vise versa
kk kl ass tard
by molt October 18, 2003
22 13
 
6.
Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.
That meteorite dude is a total asstard.
by CBG April 15, 2007
39 35
 
7.
a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum
You like Creed, you're an asstard.
by Roper May 10, 2003
49 46