The process by which a person's ass becomes moist through osmosis after prolonged contact with grass. Not to be confused with assmosis.
Z: G-dawg, how did your ass get so moist?

G: Ass-mosis of course.
#ass-moses #assomosis #asmosis #asmoses #assmoses
by theHonestAbe September 08, 2012
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The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.
Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.
#buttbong #ass-mosis #slippery alligator #ass-drunk #corny klondike
by Dub Dub Lifer November 23, 2010
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
"He got VP via assmosis."
by Zak May 03, 2003
the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat
John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.
#ass #warm #seat #fuzzy #hot
by Julie Parker December 23, 2013
When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.
As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.
#ass #butthead #human centipede #osmosis #brown nose
by hot biscuits January 02, 2015
A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.
#ass kissing #ass kisser #butt kisser #brown noser #kiss up
by co09 March 28, 2006
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis
#suck up #kiss ass #momma's boy #ass kisser #assinine
by Dawna March 07, 2006
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