The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.
Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
"He got VP via assmosis."
The process by which a person's ass becomes moist through osmosis after prolonged contact with grass. Not to be confused with assmosis.
Z: G-dawg, how did your ass get so moist?
G: Ass-mosis of course.
A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis
While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.
the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.