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1. Assmitten
A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!
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by Shambler Aug 26, 2004 share this add a video