asskissery 

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.

asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008

trump asskisser 

A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.

Person 1: That guy really likes Donald Trump.
Person 2: Oh, he must be another Trump asskisser.

trump asskisser by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018

asskickery 

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

asskickery by vick jack November 5, 2004

Asskissery 

The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.

At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.

Asskissery by Benjamin Allen Steele April 2, 2009

asskicker

An entity that ownz other entities.

Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks.

asskicker by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

Asskickers Syndrome 

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.

Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.

Asskickers Syndrome by MoeBetta September 19, 2018

Jewy Asskisser 

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).

Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.

Jewy Asskisser by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008