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1. A statistic in sports, mainly hockey and soccer, when you pass the object in play to a teammate who then scores.
2. A statistic in first-person shooters that shows how many times you tried to kill an enemy but your teammate had to finish the job. 1. In an ice hockey game, I got an assist by passing across the ice to my teammate who then shot and scored.
2. In Call of Duty I shot a guy in front of me only for him to strafe away and I got an assist after he ran right into my teammate's bayonet. |
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| 2. | ASSist | ||
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Opposite of cock block
1. -verb To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person 2. -noun The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person 1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.
2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him. |
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a person who dislikes people who act like an ass. My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.
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1. assist n. When one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend. "Danny's hookin' up with Lisa. I totally had the assist on that."
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