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How an idiot spells "asinine".
Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.
by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009
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Stupid, dim-witted, pointless
by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003
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1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.
Stop bending over, it's assinine!
by Windex December 11, 2004
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Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.
getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.
by MikeMullin February 29, 2008
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The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.
"Assinine, eight, seven, six...
by ky4ensicgirl March 02, 2011
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A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"
"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."
by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007
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When the ass is good but it's not a ten
That girls booty was Assinine .
by Assinine210 September 19, 2016
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