When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.
My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.
Stupid, dim-witted, pointless
"This biology homework is so assinine."
How an idiot spells "asinine".
Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.
1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.
Stop bending over, it's assinine!
Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.
getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.
The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.
"Assinine, eight, seven, six...
A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.
From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"
"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."