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1. Assinine
Stupid, dim-witted, pointless
"This biology homework is so assinine."
by yeah, whatever Nov 15, 2003 add a video
2. Assinine
How an idiot spells "asinine".
Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.
3. assinine
1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.
Stop bending over, it's assinine!
by Windex Dec 11, 2004 add a video
4. ASSinine
Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.
getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.
5. Assinine
The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.
"Assinine, eight, seven, six...
6. assinine
A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"
"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."
7. Assinine
When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.
My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.
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