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3.
when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...
omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...
by Bridster April 14, 2005
 
1.
To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.
 
2.
A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
by TheKirkness October 06, 2011