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A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.

Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.

Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
"Wow. Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what an asshole."
by darthdragongirl May 03, 2013
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1.
Your current boss.
"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
by anonymous December 05, 2002
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2.
someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!
by Jenna Tools November 30, 2002
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3.
Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.
"I got hair on my asshole!"
by escapedgoat September 30, 2004
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4.
A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.
that asshole just cut me off
by miney May 28, 2005
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5.
An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.
Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.
by vicfan March 24, 2004
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6.
Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.
That asshole took my parking space.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004
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7.
The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.
See this site:

www.thedipstop.com/Asshole.html
by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
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