Assheap 

1) A less offensive way of calling your friend an asshole 2) A playful, sometimes even affectionate name one would call his/her best friend

Chelsea: I'm going to bed.
Ally: Okay. Goodnight, assheap :)

Assheap by Cnelsea October 20, 2010

asshead 

1. One who is incredibly ugly.
2. One who is constantly talking shit.
3. One who has shit for brains.

Lennox Lewis talked shit about Klitschko after almost being beaten like the bitch he is: therefore Lennox Lewis is an asshead.

asshead by fidel August 14, 2003

asshead 

one who acts like an idiot,A moron,a stupid person.

Oh my gosh, you are such an asshead!!!!

asshead by mARCYH August 21, 2006

Assheavyphobia 

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

Assheavyphobia by atiredloser July 13, 2021

asshearing 

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."

asshearing by nilyasam May 19, 2016

assheavyphobia 

a phobia where you are scared of asses that identify as heavy, mostly taken very seriously.

What's up pablo?

Nothing much. Have you seen Andreas ass? It looks mad heavy.
Dude whats wrong with you? Did you not remember that i have assheavyphobia? Thats messed up bro.
Oh im sorry!
You better be.

assheavyphobia by faxsky July 13, 2021

assheadquarters 

The place where assheads gather to be idiots together, or to plan moronic outings.

I've got to stop by assheadquarters to see if Frank is still there playing video games and listening to dance music.

assheadquarters by zeul April 4, 2006