to flush out the contents of the anal cavity
You stupid assdouche
by bread infection October 21, 2005
A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.
"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"
by M-O-W March 15, 2008
N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.
When Matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche!
by Sarjas July 29, 2010
noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
by drifter45 May 31, 2011
toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth
hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.
by anonomous July 18, 2004
Gay asshole
that fag thought he could kick my ass what an Ass-Douche
by watthefrukbitch May 01, 2009

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