Assdamn 

stuff or something. replacement for something that you cannot describe.

Go get the assdamn.
I put the assdamn over there.
What in the assdamn was that?
You hit me right in the assdamn!
Where did you put the assdamn?

Assdamn by Patrick Bateman M.D. December 6, 2010

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

Ass Damn 

A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.

A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.

Ass Damn by Bootface July 12, 2006

assdana 

A long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her ass.

Did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the assdana? Why the hell wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an assdana?

assdana by sh4nn0nm November 12, 2011

assdamaged

Being more advanced than being "butthurt". This tends to be even more advanced of a level of being a douchebag

Man hes getting all assdamaged by this!

assdamaged by demnutz December 20, 2013