Top Definition
A shop where ass can be purchased or rented for domestic use
1.Mum: Damn I've jsut checked the cupboards and we sure are running low on ass.
Dad: It's ok dear I'll head down to Assda.

2:Commercial: Come down to Assda for all your assly needs, from 40 ounce bounce, to medium to midget ass small asses, we got it all, and remember 'if you got ass,you got class'
by thomas clayton wright August 01, 2008

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