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A person who doesn't use common sense.
did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown
by Zmon June 29, 2015
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One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.
You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015
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A moronic fool full of nonsense. Waste of human life.

Newt Gingrich.
"Newt Gingrich wants the poor kids to work as janitors, cleaning up after the rich take a shit in order to prepare them for the future reality they will grow up in to. He's a typical assclown politician"
by R e a s o n March 07, 2012
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Someone who wastes the time of two or more people due to their inability to see what is obvious to the other two.
Joe just didnt get it, what an ass clown.
by Craid Smash July 11, 2003
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61
A person totally consumed by his/her own humor, which is only also visable to complete assholes
Jim really thinks he is funny? He is such an ass clown!
by Ed46 September 06, 2006
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Al Gore. Al Gore claims he invented the Internet. Al Gore is an Ass Clown.
Person 1: "What an ass clown."
Person 2: "No, that's Al Gore."
Person 1: "Exactly."
by superuser May 29, 2006
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A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.
Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"
by kozmikblue June 13, 2010
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