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A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.
"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."
by snipet May 01, 2008
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Someone who uses this website to push their political views.
US inhabitant is a real assclown!
by Scoomdot October 29, 2005
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One who works in a Fusion area, and has the IQ of a pile of burning shit
SGT you are amazing stupid all because of you abortion is legal you assclown
by robert sanker March 10, 2008
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A mear generic insult, the true meaning of this word is one that insults the person's purpose in society.
I suggest you get moving, Assclown!
by silenceisgoldie July 22, 2008
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Noun:

1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.

2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity.

Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
by The Saucy One November 23, 2009
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"Happy Birthday AssClown..."
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