Ass-clown (Ass klowne)

A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
Call the police, that man has been attacked by an Ass-clown!
by Kev Schmitt June 13, 2009

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Someone who constantly nit-picks other people's mistakes while simultaneously is completely oblivious of their own.
Mason thinks his crap doesn't stink. He's such an ass clown.
by FRizzo August 06, 2005

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A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
by GardenState June 05, 2005

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Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.
Eric was a such charmer on the surface but he soon revealed himself to be a real assclown.
by authenticme November 15, 2012

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someone whos a total ass. usually pisses off others by their general existance
zac is a total ass clown
by dood faygo November 29, 2006

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a fool or idiot
get back assclown, you don't know how to do that!
by markbuckhardt February 28, 2010

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A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.
"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."
by snipet May 01, 2008

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