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1)a person who does something beyond stupid.

2)someon who does something stupid for attention.
This kid is such a fucking ass clown.
by ROB M. November 10, 2006
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A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.
Damn Vit and Gordy are a couple of ass clowns!
by Rahger July 05, 2007
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It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.
Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.
by KY KidXXX September 22, 2010
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When a person acts like an asshole AND a clown at the same time.
You are such an ass-clown.
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A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.
Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.
by Janneva February 16, 2011
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A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
by GardenState June 05, 2005
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A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.
"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"
by Capt. Save-A-Ho April 04, 2009
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