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A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.
by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003
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A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!
My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.
by Shitstick July 21, 2005
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A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.
Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.
by Mark Whitney June 07, 2004
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1. A person that is so silly and embarassing that neither the word "ass" or the word "clown" can properly describe them.

2. One who takes part in bafoonary, douchebaggery, or general just-too-muchary, often because of drinking alcohol.

3. To be embarassing or embarassed by your actions.

Also see Assclownery

Synanyms: Bafoon, Buttclown, Drunkard
1. Bill is really an ass for sharting in the bar. He is also a clown for telling everyone about it. But he is certainly an assclown for not going home from the bar and spending all night with a poopy butt.

2. If these girls don't leave with us, let's just get hammered and act like a bunch of assclowns.

3. I feel like an assclown after seeing thos pictures of last night.
by tdeligia May 08, 2007
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A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.
That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.
by Jakabones January 14, 2006
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A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.
1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...

2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown
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an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.
Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!
by weave March 19, 2003
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