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One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.
by Zig January 31, 2004
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An noun refering to ones boss, who lingers around the office preventing one from participating in, and enjoying the internet or e-mailing friends while at work. They think that said person should be "working".

phillychik hasnt been around today on the boards because "assclown" is hanging around the office.

by Jor-Juh Assclown November 29, 2006
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1. A homosexual man
2. someone fond of anal sex
Hot steamy male buttholes turn me on and I want to ram my dick into it. Therefore, I am an ass clown.
by ploom July 08, 2005
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1. A complete retard who has a blatant disregard to how horible he treats his friends and thinks he's all that when he's truly not.

2. Someone who actually talks to his own ass in public.

3. George W. Bush
There is a guy in class who acts like he's cool, but in reality is an ass clown.

Many people are disgusted with someone acting as an ass clown.

Who would ever though that this ass clown would be our next president?
by Nyama October 09, 2008
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v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?
by terrero November 03, 2004
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1. a formidable intellect.
2. a handsome and credible reviewer of popular music.
Some people refer to me as an assclown, and I consider it a compliment.
by jackrudy September 28, 2006
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asssssss cloooown!!!
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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