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A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
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One who is a total fucking fucktard.

See fucktard.
"Dude, you ass clown, stop touching my sister."
"Hey, ass clown dont eat my notebook."
"Whoa, that kid looked like a total ass clown with that giant bump sticking out of his eye."
by Spencer B. September 18, 2004
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Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it
That assclown thinks hes a good singer so hes singing really loud on the bus
by Will Hubbard August 22, 2005
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(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".
'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"
by zoldrin February 25, 2004
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somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 06, 2004
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a guy acting lame that chris jericho really hates and likes to use this word to make fun of such wwe oro wrestlers like hhh the rock vince mcmahon and many more
hhh is a ass clown
by nick January 07, 2004
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a gay person who plays with ass
leave my ass alone you ass clown
by Daryl Curtis May 01, 2003
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