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The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.
Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?
by hoity-toity October 29, 2008
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like a rodeo clown, catches the viewers attention in order to annoy the living shit out of them, while wearing an ass hat.
Because of your ass clown tatics, i must ban you. - holpar
by Robja September 22, 2006
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One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
by Sharon Rae J. December 21, 2009
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A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an ass, or a person who's not funny but still considered an ass at the same time.
Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious
Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.
by MJ89 May 21, 2005
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Someone who is making an ass out of themself while trying to be funny
Look at Jake over there making an assclown of himself.
by G Moore October 13, 2004
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1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.
by The Vampire LOGOS September 28, 2005
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Describes a person that likes to participate in Male homosexual acts.
Look at that Ass Clown, I bet he'd rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing.
by Mike 4997 April 16, 2007
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