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Someone who is making an ass out of themself while trying to be funny
Look at Jake over there making an assclown of himself.
by G Moore October 13, 2004
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Describes a person that likes to participate in Male homosexual acts.
Look at that Ass Clown, I bet he'd rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing.
by Mike 4997 April 16, 2007
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A person who is a total tool, someone that people love to say bad things about due to their ability to be such a dumbassor they are just a huge loser.
Man that guy joe barnard is an Ass Clown
by Giustino July 02, 2006
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One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
by Sharon Rae J. December 21, 2009
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An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.
"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'
by Choadfish December 04, 2013
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1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.
In a "no surprise" decision, Assclown President Trump was bitch slapped by the 9th District Court of Appeals and schooled in basic 5th grade civics over his Executive Order banning travel from 7 mostly Muslim countries.
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A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.

Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.

Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"

Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."

Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
by Loin Slapper August 21, 2013
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