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A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.

Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.

Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"

Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."

Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
by Loin Slapper August 21, 2013
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A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
by Johnny Mc April 04, 2014
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A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.
"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"
by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 30, 2004
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Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.
If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.
by PhillTheDeal March 02, 2006
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A loser who is part ass and part clown.
I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.
by nyb December 22, 2007
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A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.
JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.
by Kent May 06, 2003
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(n) an insult to one who acts silly, stupidly, or mindlessly. see dumbass or retard
billy (runs around in circles until he hits a pole)
bob: you ass clown!
by pedro! November 19, 2005
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