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Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!
"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."
by MasterMTG April 23, 2006
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@waltloveridge curly headed fuck
person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown
by ana loveridge February 21, 2010
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Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun
GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"
by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE October 12, 2005
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Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.
If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.
by PhillTheDeal March 02, 2006
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A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.
"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"
by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 30, 2004
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A loser who is part ass and part clown.
I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.
by nyb December 22, 2007
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A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.
JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.
by Kent May 06, 2003
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