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A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!
Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!
by barracuda75 August 22, 2008
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like a butt pirate, only happier
Stoppit, you assclown.
by kyleisnotajew July 29, 2005
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someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute
"Hey!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown!"
by ElenaV April 27, 2006
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Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.
by EyeHeartA2 January 06, 2008
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a person who gets hair from his ass and/or his nuts transplanted onto his bald head and pays for it
The biggest ass clown is the president of the I lost my hair but got it back thanks to the hair on my butt club
by ac slaya January 30, 2005
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A total fool who makes the unforgivable mistake of sounding like both an ass, and a clown.
"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."
by Zinkster November 01, 2005
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@waltloveridge curly headed fuck
person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown
by ana loveridge February 21, 2010
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