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71.
someone who you wouldn't mind making their intestines look like a f*cked up balloon animal.
OMG! That Ass Clown Totally Cut Me Off!
by KillerAce November 02, 2008
 
72.
The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.
Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?
by hoity-toity October 29, 2008
 
73.
someone with no talent
1)Michael Bolton is a no talent assclown.
by Jonnyboy88 December 27, 2006
 
74.
an ass clown is someone who is normally male, they are full of aids. an ass clown is easily amused by cheap ipod apps. they usually spend their time facebook creeping, smoking cigarettes or just simply being an asshole. normally goes by the name of Mike or Joey
person #1; "i am an ass clown"

person #2; "yes, yes you are"
by canadatarj July 25, 2010
 
75.
a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.
that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.
by betherz May 13, 2010
 
76.
Someone who wastes the time of two or more people due to their inability to see what is obvious to the other two.
Joe just didnt get it, what an ass clown.
by Craid Smash July 11, 2003
 
77.
Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.
I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.
by K2fatbob March 20, 2010