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ass clowninternet
A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.
Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.
by aguy76 December 16, 2009
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assclowninternet
someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.
My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown
by bob cox eb September 25, 2011
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Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.
by EyeHeartA2 January 06, 2008
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a person who gets hair from his ass and/or his nuts transplanted onto his bald head and pays for it
The biggest ass clown is the president of the I lost my hair but got it back thanks to the hair on my butt club
by ac slaya January 30, 2005
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someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute
"Hey!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown!"
by ElenaV April 27, 2006
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A total fool who makes the unforgivable mistake of sounding like both an ass, and a clown.
"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."
by Zinkster November 01, 2005
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Can be used to subsitute any other insult.
"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"
by Sara R. July 03, 2003
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