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socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"
socrates, you're such an an assclown
by connor "poo" powell December 08, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.
That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall
by Colt357dog April 26, 2015
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A person who doesn't use common sense.
did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown
by Zmon June 29, 2015
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One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.
You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A moronic fool full of nonsense. Waste of human life.

Newt Gingrich.
"Newt Gingrich wants the poor kids to work as janitors, cleaning up after the rich take a shit in order to prepare them for the future reality they will grow up in to. He's a typical assclown politician"
by R e a s o n March 07, 2012
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like a butt pirate, only happier
Stoppit, you assclown.
by kyleisnotajew July 29, 2005
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!
Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!
by barracuda75 August 22, 2008
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