Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.
That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.
by UFC Fan - Dana White September 12, 2012
an ass clown is someone who is normally male, they are full of aids. an ass clown is easily amused by cheap ipod apps. they usually spend their time facebook creeping, smoking cigarettes or just simply being an asshole. normally goes by the name of Mike or Joey
person #1; "i am an ass clown"

person #2; "yes, yes you are"
by canadatarj July 25, 2010
a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.
that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.
by betherz May 13, 2010
Someone who wastes the time of two or more people due to their inability to see what is obvious to the other two.
Joe just didnt get it, what an ass clown.
by Craid Smash July 11, 2003
Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.
I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.
by K2fatbob March 20, 2010
USNA FD Training Chief
Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag
by Fireman27 December 30, 2009
A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!
Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!
by barracuda75 August 22, 2008
proper noun: 1- common unspoken synonym for sir or maam in a waiter's vocabulary
2- a graduate of the university of tennessee
yes assclown, i would be happy to bring your day-glo orange prison jumpsuit wearing cousin humping ass another lemon for your fat-ass overmedicated undereducated precious wife's sweet tea.
by richard todd January 25, 2006

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