A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.
by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003
one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.
Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.
by robby adkins October 03, 2009
someone who acts like an idiot to the fullest.
look at this assclown running a red light.
by sinestro1 December 24, 2010
It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.
Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.
by KY KidXXX September 22, 2010
Ass-clown (Ass klowne)

A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
Call the police, that man has been attacked by an Ass-clown!
by Kev Schmitt June 13, 2009
A construction worker who takes an office position and conveniently forgets his blue collar roots. He then tries to shit all over his old co-workers in an attempt to look good to all the bosses and get a head of the other ass clowns he works with in the office. Typically these people are also trying to achieve cock smack status but aren’t smart enough to find their ass with both of their hands.
"Mitch used to be cool until he got that promotion. Since then he has been a real Ass Clown"
by Bob Dicks January 30, 2008
Smart ass person who thiks their funny
what an ass clown
by KazJermz December 22, 2009
A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
by GardenState June 05, 2005

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